All good punch lines. What is so funny about each of your punch line, that would take place
in that situation.
jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .
each said they belong to the only true religions.
one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.
All good punch lines. What is so funny about each of your punch line, that would take place
in that situation.
jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .
each said they belong to the only true religions.
one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.
sparrow down:good one and that is the truth "I started a Bible study".
ctrwtf: "they are delusional in every other aspect of thought". This made me think,
when does positive thinking become delusional???
In other words, Positive thinking vs delusion.
jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .
each said they belong to the only true religions.
one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.
jw seek treatment for mental breakdown.. he tells the physician, my non-jw family tell me i'm nuts because i preach we are the only true religion (jws).. the doctor said that is strange because i have two patients that checked in yesterday and they .
each said they belong to the only true religions.
one is a mormon and the other a muslim.. so the doctor thought i will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what.
JW seek treatment for mental breakdown.
He tells the physician, my non-JW family tell me I'm nuts because I preach we are the only true religion (JWs).
The doctor said that is strange because I have two patients that checked in yesterday and they
each said they belong to the only true religions. One is a Mormon and the other a Muslim.
So the Doctor thought I will lock all three up in the same room for the night and see what
will happen with their delusion.
The next morning the Dr. speak with the JW, and the JW tells the doctor "Dr I'm not delusional anymore".
The doctor ask, how did you come to that conclusion?
Your punchline........
My punchline....After talking with those evil folks last night Jehovah came to me last night and he told me
" you are one of 144000 and I will speak to you personally, and trust me you are in the true religion".
my son asked me 40 years ago.
should we be glad adam sinned?
because if he hadn't, we would not be the person we are.. any opinions?
It wasn't in God's plan. The world would have been to monotonous for God, no fun.
He needed some amusement for the angelic folks.
if witnesses should "get out of babylon the great" then why is it ok to go into hospitals that have been set up, and have funding from churches?.
isnt that a little contradictory or hypocritical?.
is it a fact that all kh construction earth wide has stopped?
Build Mega K.H, One in each large city. People flock to Mega churches this days.
we eat turkey on thanksgiving why not rabbits on easter???
what's your traditional meal.
for easter??
Wow!! I can see some of you folks have come a long way, that is one of
the worst offense for a JW. I don't believe I ever met a JW who had drifted away
and celebrated Xmas and Easter and returned to the borg.
Satan has got a hold on you folks shame,shame,shame.
so, i'll go first.. i dreamt last night that i was still at uni, i said goodbye to one of my lecturers.
then ulrika jonsson (former weather girl, shooting stars captain, and swedish nymphomaniac) gave me a lift home in her car - wtf?!
she kept trying to change the cd whilst trying to drive (reaching on the floor, looking for a cd).
I can't remember my dreams. I wake up in the middle of the night and tell myself I
must remember this dream, morning comes and I have no idea what I dreamed.
reading this and it made me think, god cannot do everything.
god is holy and he cannot.
sin.